No, unacceptable

So, I was reading the yahoo headlines when I came across a story that said Santas were being encouraged to say "Ha, ha, ha" instead of the traditional "ho, ho, ho." This was because "it could frighten children and was too close to "ho", a US slang term for prostitute."

This is just another chance for thos leftist P.C. nazis (not the ones from Call of Duty, the ones from political correctness) to try and sabotage Christmas.

It's time to take a stand. I'm going to be a Santa for Christmas and use the ultra-traditional "whore, whore, whore," which as we all know is German for laughter.

Merry Christmas.