So, I went to see Resident Evil 3 last night, and I have some important notes for everyone interested.
1. Zombies like Sony Ericsons. Whatever those phones are, they can't get enough of them. I found a picture of the Ericson release, and it rivaled the iPhone.
They just can't get enough.
2. Zombies are awesome.
3. We need to keep our eye on Mars. In the movie, the entire world is turned into a desert, constantly referenced by zoom out shouts to make sure that you know that while they are in Las Vegas, its still a desert everywhere else too. Apartently when the world is a zombie, it looks like a desert. Anyone else know any desert planets?
Mars, I've got my eye one you. And while we're at it:
The moon. You know its just sitting there, wanting to eat our brains. We need to prepare.
4. Computers, regardless of how advanced their AI is, are still retarded. So, they locate Mila, the lead of the movie, and spot her by satelite. And the computer says "We've found her." "Where?" "In the desert." Way to narrow it down. Although, to be fair, no one questioned it.
5. A zombie infection must never reach Alaska. I'll give you three reasons: Zombie. Polar. Bears.
Yeah. This was only hinted at in the movie, an escape to Alaska, but damn. All they need to do is say "Zombie Bears," and I'm in.
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Tropical Storm Melissa weakened into a Tropical Depression over the weekend.
I'm so mildly irritated--I wanted a Cat 5 hurricane, damnit.
I saw this movie! I'm pretty sure zombie polar bears would be one of the most awesome things EVER!
This is why we're friends, C.
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