Monday, October 29, 2007

ORLY?

So, I was perusing the Yahoo front page, which is what I do when I'm bored and Qwantz hasn't updated yet, when I noticed this right middle:



Now, I'm a Steve Irwin fan. I never watched his show, but I heard him made fun of many times while I was growing up, and I have to say, he seemed like a cool guy. I mean, the guy wrestled with crocs and stuff, so he's gotta be cool.

But, I want you to notice something; it says that he believed his life would be cut short by something. Then, and this is the kicker, the sub headline is 'a real sixth sense.'

Really?

The guy who wrestled crocs and battled sharks with his bare hands guessing that he would probably not die in his sleep is "a sixth sense"? Come on.

Also... in honor of zombie week, we have zombie Steve Irwin:


P.S.: I originally read it, I thought it said "he believed his WIFE would be cut short by something and thought how cruel was this man to think something would cut his wife short.... then I found my mistake.

5 comments:

EmKay said...

I read an article where his wife said something about how much she missed having sex with him all the time.

I thought that was kind of a weird thing to talk about in the papers.

Skelly's Roommate said...

That was an awkward sentence. Does she miss "having sex with him" all the time, or miss "having sex with him all the time." two completely different things. Also weird to talk about in papers.

EmKay said...

Hahaha, as if they were having sex ALL THE TIME EVERYWHERE.

No, she said something about how he was (and this is so awful to write) "hot in the cot" and she missed that.

Skelly's Roommate said...

oh my god. That's fantastic. But awful. Also... I like how in the top picture the tiger looks happy, but in the bottom picture it looks scared to be held by Zombie Steve Irwin.

Anonymous said...

He wrestled crocs. Of course he's "hot in the cot."

Also, nothing is sacred anymore.